The Things Kids Say..

Ok so over this past week Jaryn and Tristyn have been killin me with the things they have been sayin...

1. My cousin got married a few weeks ago and Tristyn watched when her new husband took the garder off her leg and so the other day I told Tristyn that we were maybe going to see Tiffy and she says, "Mommy does Tiffy still have that headband on her knee?''

2. Then we were on our way to the store and the kids wanted the dogs to come with us but I told them that they couldnt because mommy would get in trouble if I left the puppies in the car by themselves and this is how the conversation went:

Jaryn: Why would you get in trouble mommy.... would the police man come and take the puppies to jail?
me: No Jaryn Mommy would go to jail
Jaryn: Oh and then the puppies would come to our house while your a jail
Me: No Jay the police man would take the puppies away from us
Tristyn: Why?
Me: Because you are not alllowed to leave the puppies in the car so mommy would get in trouble
Jaryn: Where would the police man take the puppies?
Tristyn: To the store next to Wal-Mart ( there is a Petland next to Wal-Mart)
Jaryn: Oh ok then we can go see them?
Me: No

It was so funny

3. Today we drove by a Starbucks and Jaryn asked if Sean and Yayi were there. I had no clue where he was talking so I just ya and Tristyn says why, Jaryn said they are buying coffee ( he doesnt understand that they sell other things than just coffee), Tristyn says coughing? Jaryn said COFFEE, like what old men drink....
I was laughing so hard just listening to them talk.. they are hilarious...